There’ve been some real problems at home.  After my sister’s bong debacle, mom decided that my sister should visit a shrink who gave her meds after only one session (ONE SESSION!).  I’d go on about how things continue to fall apart on that side of the family, but I find it boring and ever so annoying.  I think I’ll write about this instead:

I was thinking the other day that I haven’t seen most of my friends in a really long time.  I understand I once hung out with these people and that they frequent my blog with their…achem, shall we generously call them “witty” comments?  Anyway, for all I know, the Proffesor of Mad Skillz and j-dogg are merely AI constructs built to pacify my need for a link to the past.  Jackie-O I think could be a sort of half-real, half-ephemeral thingy, not unlike those weird elves in the extended cut of Fellowship of the Ring.  Marty exists and so does Steph.  Joseph exists, though his blog denies it.  johnmunoz exists in the same way C-3PO exists, which is to say he is a robot.  I’m not too sure if Firestarter is real or just a sugar-induced hallucination.  Can anyone help me verify this?  Anyone?

My father is…Kenichi!