Times like this, I wish my theme supported CAPS in post titles.

I’d like to tell you all about my day.

I’d like to let you know how I’ve realized why people don’t buy CD’s anymore, because in addition to being ludicrously overpriced they’re stupid hard to get out of their wrapping.

I’d like to tell you that No More Heroes for the Wii is a must buy for anyone interested in good games (Joseph, Tim).

I’d like to tell you that I traded in Metroid Prime 3: Corruption and Cooking Mama: Cook Off to buy Super Smash Bros. Brawl for $10 American.

I’d even like to regale you with how I reached level 40 in my third play through of Kingdom Hearts II…oops, Level 41 now.

So much to tell, like how I just finished a pint of Strawberry ice cream in one sitting and don’t know whether to feel disgusted or impressed (sorry Marc, Tara, and anyone else at the church that’s Daniel fasting).

Should I share with you how I plan on dying my hair as black as a Heartless?

Like I said, I’d like to.  But you can thank the filret monster, the second cousin twice removed from the anagram monster.

You can’t say <ahooga> on the intarwebs.