Posted by: Aaron | April 8, 2009

Resident Evil 5 (in Bullet Points)

  • You’ve played this game before when it was cooler and, surprisingly, when the story was better. It’s called Resident Evil 4.
  • Inventory management is a joke.
  • Play by yourself only if you have a paralyzing fear of others…like me.
  • Even though he’s buff as all get out, Chris Redfield sure gets winded easily. Should’a spent more time on the cardio, eh muscle brain?
  • Sheva is not an asset or a liability which makes me wonder just why she’s in the game to begin with.
  • There are no scares in this game, unless you scare easily.
  • Not racist.

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  1. “…when it was cooler”? I think you mean Res. Evil 1. I also think it is pretty funny that people are so quick to play the race card…yeah, I guess killing a bunch of African zombies is just a gigantic cover story for all of those KKK programmers out there! Whatever…I think the game would be lame if, for the sake of being “PC” they made the protagonist black, or if the T-virus just happened to break out at some resort where the majority of the patrons just happen to be white…


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