I think I’ll turn this bullet points idea into a running thing. I like it! Rather than spend your hard earned money on X-Men Origins: Wolverine, allow me to sum it up in these lovingly crafted LOLspeak bullet points:
- WTF?! I can has bone claws and healing factor?!
- Mai brudder is teh hardcorez… and a jerk!
- I is not aminal…
- Not time for’splosions nao, time for talkies.
- OMG! Dere’s peoples dyin’!
- Adamantum FTW!
- Time for ’splosions!
- Moar talkies…
- MOAR ‘SPLOSIONS!1!!
- Anger and trust issues: I has dem.
- Can’t remembers now kthxbai!
- You shhh shushie!
This should be called X-Men Origins: Wolverine in Adamantium Amnesia Bullet Points.
Also, I wanted him to slash his lying girlfriend’s head off.
By: jofusthaniel on May 4, 2009
at 10:54 am
ROFL!
By: Tara on May 18, 2009
at 8:44 am